Well, hello there, kind folks. If you’re visiting this blog of mine, I presume that you have a certain interest in the cinema. As for me, even since my early childhood, I have had a deep love of everything related to movies and television. As far as I can remember, I have been more at ease in front of a screen than in the yard, outside, playing. It is a great way to travel, though other people’s stories, without having to foot any kind of steep bill. Over the years, I feel that movie-watching has even fuelled my own creativity.

All that being said, I welcome you in my Cinephile’s Nest. I hope you enjoy it here, feel free to come back at any time. Here you will find reviews of current movies and older ones. TV shows also. Some classics that have remained some of my favourites, some that have disappointed me. I will use a very basic star (*) system to grade them from 1 to 5 (5 being sliced bread level). Remember, these are just my tastes. I will try to explain in each review what I liked about these particular movies, without giving spoilers.

Il y aura aussi des critiques en français pour les films francophones, car j'aime également le cinéma dans ma langue maternelle. Avant d'apprendre l'anglais, plus jeune, je louais des tonnes de films traduits en français, surtout ceux de Bud Spencer et Terrence Hill. Ma mère a eu le choc de sa vie lorsqu'un jour, dans la boîte d'un de ces films, Deep Throat avait malencontreusement inséré. Une expérience formatrice pour le jeune cinéphile que je suis.

Bienvenue à tous, amusez-vous bien.

I welcome you all here, enjoy yourself.

Thursday, December 21, 2017

Awkward (2011-2016)

Genre: TV / Comedy
Starring: Ashley Rickards, Beau Mirchoff, Nikki DeLoach
Number of seasons: 5



The five seasons of this MTV series takes us through the last few years of high school and first years of college of Jenna Hamilton, an awkward aspiring writer with an on-and-off rocky relationship with jock Matty McKibben. When the show starts, Jenna accidently hurts herself in what will be falsely perceived for a long time as a suicide attempt.

Awkward is a funny and quite cute. The show dares to go a little beyond the usual teen shlock and even manages to be a little crude (not too much). The characters are well defined, though a little cliché at times and a little too pretty. Even the losers are a little too cute to feel real. Nonetheless, the viewers are sure to recognize a bit of their own life in the hick school and college experience of this show. Very entertaining.


Rating: «««


Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Hacksaw Ridge (2016)

Genre: Biographical / Drama
Directed by: Mel Gibson
Starring: Andrew Garfield, Sam Worthington, Luke Bracey
Running time: 139 minutes



Based on a 2004 documentary called The Conscientious Objector, this films tells the story of Desmond Doss, who joined the army as a medic and went to the front during World War II, all the while refusing to use a gun or any weapon in the line of duty due to his religious beliefs. Doss would eventually be awarded the Medal of Honor for his service.

As far as cinematography goes, this film is great. The war images were well shot and felt really realistic. It really gave you the feeling that you were there with them fighting.

My main problem with it is in the acting. I know that there were many praises and award nominations, but I just did not feel it. I can’t put my finger quite on it, but it did not resonate with me. And Vince Vaughn as a Sergeant was not convincing.

Rating: «««


Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Olympus Has Fallen (2003)

Genre: Action / Thriller
Directed by: Antoine Fuqua
Starring: Gerard Butler, Aaron Eckhart, Morgan Freeman
Running time: 119 minutes



Mike Banning was head of the security detail for US President Benjamin Asher until a car accident on Christmas evening. Banning managed to extricate the president from the limo before it fell over the side of a bridge, but the First Lady, who was knocked out and stuck, plunged to her death. Eighteen months later, Banning is working a desk job at the Treasury HQ. After a North-Korean guerrilla group attacks and takes control of the White House, all the while holding the president hostage, Banning will spring back into action to save his former boss and friend.

Olympus Has Fallen is your typical Hollywood action film, where the bad guys are foreigners and are extra evil, and where Americans are virtuous and courageous. There are lots of explosions and people getting shot. After a while, there are so many deaths and wounded people that it feels like a video game and you stop caring a little bit for the characters.

That being said, while not completely original and devoid of clichés, this film still offers some entertainment for the fans of fast-paced action. Gerard Butler’s performance also helps make this better than it should be.

This film would be followed by a sequel, London Has Fallen, already reviewed on this site.


Rating: «««

Monday, December 4, 2017

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988)

Genre: Horror / Comedy
Directed by: David DeCoteau
Starring: Linnea Quigley, Andras Jones, Robin Rochelle, Carla Baron
Running time: 80 minutes



A group of three nerdy frat boys decide to go spy on an initiation ceremony held by a neighboring sorority. They get caught and are forced to join the girls being initiated in the last part of their challenge, which consists in breaking into the local bowling alley and stealing a trophy. When they get inside, they come upon an imp, who will soon make their lives a living hell.

This film is so bad it is somewhat funny. It has all the elements of the teen sex horror/comedy. We have scantily clad young ladies getting spanked with a paddle by older girls, pervy young men and all kinds of shenanigans, though the whole thing is quite tame compared to other movies.

Though it contains a few humorous cheesy moments, this flick doesn’t have much to offer. Not even the best of its genre.


Rating: ««